The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna
Joke Type : Tombstone quotes Funny Jokes By : Massachusetts Tombstone
As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the […]
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Henry Youngman
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Mickey Rooney
A girl must marry for love, and keep […]
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Joseph Addison
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul; and thus it may be looked on as weakness in the composition of […]
Funny Baseball Quotes
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Ted Williams
A hot dog […]
A day without laughter is a day wasted
~funny Laughter sayings about Laughter quotes
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news
~cute quote about Laughter quotes
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him
~sweet quote on Laughter
Laughter is higher than all pain
~hilarious Laughter quote by Elbert Hubbard
Start every day with a smile and […]