Funny & Humorous Quotations

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all […]

If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
If You Luv Me… Let Me Know… If You Don’t… Then Let Me Go…
Some times your mind doesn’t want u 2 be in love. but deep down u know you
are….
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck
is my ceiling!
Never start […]