Funny & Humorous Quotations

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
– M. Berle
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben
Fashion is what […]

If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
If You Luv Me… Let Me Know… If You Don’t… Then Let Me Go…
Some times your mind doesn’t want u 2 be in love. but deep down u know you
are….
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck
is my ceiling!
Never start […]