The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna
Joke Type : Tombstone quotes Funny Jokes By : Massachusetts Tombstone
As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the […]
Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid.
 ~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings
Constant change is here to stay.
 ~sweet quote on Nonsense
I have decided to be indecisive.
 ~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy
You non conformists are all the same.
 ~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
 ~funny saying on Nonsense
I used to […]
The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know.
July is the time of year when the fellow who worked so hard to graduate wonders what the hurry was.
The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job.
The […]
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Henry Youngman
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Mickey Rooney
A girl must marry for love, and keep […]
What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
 ~cute saying about naughty
A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.
 ~cool humorous naughty messages about Cool Cute Quotes
It is better to give a rock out of love than a diamond out of duty.
 ~funny quote about Advice
Advertising may be described as the […]
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. […]
Funny Baseball Quotes
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Ted Williams
A hot dog […]
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings
Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
 ~cute saying about teens
I like feminists~I think they’re cute.
 ~cool witty teens quotes about One liner
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
 ~funny quote about Parenting
Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.
 […]
Funny Quotes About Work
Work Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Bette Davis
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi
Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you […]
2. “Mothers are all slightly insane.” ~ J.D. Salinger
3. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
4. “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb
5. “It takes a woman twenty years […]