Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. […]
“Failure is not our only punishment for laziness: there is also the success of others.”
Jules Renard
“Indolence is a delightful but distressing state. We must be doing something to be happy.”
William Hazlitt
“Know the true value of time: snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow […]
Funny Baseball Quotes
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Ted Williams
A hot dog […]
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings
Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
 ~cute saying about teens
I like feminists~I think they’re cute.
 ~cool witty teens quotes about One liner
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
 ~funny quote about Parenting
Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.
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It’s the most important decision I’ve had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : Arnold Schwarzenegger
      A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
Joke Type : Politics quotes Funny Jokes By : H. L. […]
Marriage quotes for a better sense of humor
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Johnny Carson
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Helen Rowland
I’ve […]
Funny Quotes About Work
Work Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Bette Davis
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi
Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you […]
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
~cute quote about Office Joke
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
~sweet quote on Office
If you can stay calm, while all around you […]
2. “Mothers are all slightly insane.” ~ J.D. Salinger
3. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
4. “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb
5. “It takes a woman twenty years […]
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.
– George W. Bush
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is […]