Funny Quotations About People
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
– Ron Nesen
Email to a friend  I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
– Noel Coward
Email to a friend  All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
– George […]
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
You can get all A’s and still flunk life.
Walker Percy
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Woody Allen
I’m not going to buy my […]
A day without laughter is a day wasted
~funny Laughter sayings about Laughter quotes
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news
~cute quote about Laughter quotes
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him
~sweet quote on Laughter
Laughter is higher than all pain
~hilarious Laughter quote by Elbert Hubbard
Start every day with a smile and […]
I thought ‘Deep Throat’ was a movie about a giraffe
~funny Hollywood sayings about Hollywood quotes
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood — Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy
~cute quote about Hollywood quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk
~sweet quote on Hollywood
Ever since they found out that Lassie was […]
Funny American Football Quotations
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
Most football teams […]
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Funny Love Quotes by Albert Einstein
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
You can’t put a price tag […]
Funny Quotes About Wedding
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Chinese Proverb
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is […]
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
When I […]
“Half of the people in the world are below average.”
By Anonymous.
“If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!”
By Yogi Berra.
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,”
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We put the “k” in “kwality.”
      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation
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