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| "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..""But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..""OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 11. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more
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| 12. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more
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| 13. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisl... more
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| 14. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt... more
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| 15. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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| 16. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more
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| 17. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent."I want a round trip ticket," says the ma... more
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| 18. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to p... more
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| 19. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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| 20. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 21. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 22. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| 23. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 24. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more
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| 25. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more
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| 26. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 27. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more
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| 28. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.This was his first time approaching a field d... more
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| 29. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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| 30. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, f... more
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