| 1. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| ... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?A.) Because red means Stop.... more
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| 2. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsu... more
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| 3. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contract... more
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| 4. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls... more
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| 5. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was s... more
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| 6. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor... more
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| 7. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached ther... more
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| 8. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "Whats... more
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| 9. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade clas... more
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| 10. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on... more
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| 11. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse... more
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| 12. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confu... more
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| 13. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says tha... more
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| 14. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympat... more
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| 15. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a... more
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| 16. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.A nearby policeman approaches her... more
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| 17. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!... more
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| 18. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.... more
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| 19. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.She goes to his apartment that s... more
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| 20. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde tried to blow up her husbands car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.... more
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| 21. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her... more
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| 22. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."... more
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| 23. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones... more
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| 24. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get so... more
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| 25. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all... more
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| 26. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde jo... more
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| 27. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc... more
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| 28. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde... more
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| 29. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature... more
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| 30. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bath... more
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