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| Are hamburgers male?Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!... more
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| Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!... more
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| Can you name two burgers who are royalty?Sir Loin and Burger King!... more
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| Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!... more
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| Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?Very rare-ly.... more
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| How are UFOs related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!... more
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| How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?Theyre the ones wearing the left-handed meats!... more
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| How did the jury find the hamburger?Grill-ty as charred!... more
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| How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?They chew the fat.... more
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| How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!... more
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| How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?With burger alarms!... more
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| How do we know burgers love young people?Theyre pro-teen!... more
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| How do we know hamburgers have high IQs?They loin fast!... more
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| How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!... more
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| How do you insult a hamburger patty?Call it a meatball!... more
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| How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Make it with blue cheese!... more
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| How do you make a hamburger green?Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!... more
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| How do you make a hamburger smile?Pickle it gently!... more
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| 19. | Category: Burger jokes |
| How does a burger acquire good taste?With a little seasoning!... more
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| How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?He throws four meatballs!... more
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| How far do burgers go in school?Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).... more
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| 22. | Category: Burger jokes |
| How was the hamburger murdered?First it was rolled, then smothered in onions... more
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| In what school subjects does the teacher say, Well done, hamburgers?A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meate... more
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| Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?No, you should eat your fingers separately!... more
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| Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!... more
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| Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!... more
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| Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!... more
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| What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, B... more
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| What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burge... more
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| What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?Hot dog!... more
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