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| An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, al... more
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| 2. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls... more
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| 3. | Category: Dance jokes |
| How do they dance in Arabia?Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).... more
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| 4. | Category: Dance jokes |
| How do you make a tissue dance ?Put a little boogie in it !... more
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| 5. | Category: Dance jokes |
| How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?He wears the cardboard box on his boots.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Ive been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? Whats that? Its a dance for people who hate each other.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dance jokes |
| My dance partner dumped me for my best friend.Why? Was he a better dancer?Dont know, I never met him.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!... more
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| 9. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down :-)... more
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| 10. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean "Liner"... more
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| 11. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen (I Lean)... more
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| 12. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)... more
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| 13. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?A. A One Liner!... more
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| 14. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles?A. Linedancing!... more
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| 15. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you... more
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| 16. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco... more
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| 17. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. Ihop... more
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| 18. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!... more
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| 19. | Category: Dance jokes |
| There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class... more
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| 20. | Category: Dance jokes |
| These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my ey... more
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| 21. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We dont serve your type here."... more
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| 22. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.... more
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| 23. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock.... more
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| 24. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance do hippies hate?A square dance.... more
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| 25. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).... more
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| 26. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?The dance of the sugar plump fairy !... more
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| 27. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !... more
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| 28. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What do cars do at the disco?Brake dance.... more
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| 29. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What do cows like to line dance to ?Any kind of moosic you like !... more
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| 30. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What do you call someone who dances on cars ?A morris dancer !... more
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