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| How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she answers, it... more
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| How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.... more
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| Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?A: A Dinosaucer... more
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| Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?A: Rep Tiles... more
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| Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?A: Try Saras Tops... more
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| Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?A: Ptera Don... more
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| Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?A: Tea Rex?... more
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| Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!... more
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| Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!... more
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| Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!... more
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| Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.... more
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| Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!... more
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| Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.... more
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| Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog?A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.... more
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| Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!... more
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| Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.... more
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| Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.... more
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| Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.... more
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| Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.... more
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| Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!... more
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| Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.... more
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| Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!... more
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| Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!... more
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| Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)... more
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| What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !... more
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| What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?Bronto-snore-us !... more
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| What followed the dinosaur ?Its tail !... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!... more
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| Whats red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.... more
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| Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?To give the ants a chance.... more
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