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| A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help""Yes I do", sai... more
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !... more
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| How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| How do you hire an elephant ?Stand it on four bricks !... more
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| How do you raise a baby elephant ?With a fork lift truck !... more
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| How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !... more
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| How does an elephant get out of a small car ?The same way that he got in !... more
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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| How to elephants talk to each other ?By elephone !... more
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| How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The g... more
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| My elephants got no trunk ?How does it smell ?Terrible !... more
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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.... more
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| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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