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| "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 3. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road... more
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| 4. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fal... more
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| 5. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life."Its pretty good Pa. Th... more
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| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older... more
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| 7. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy,... more
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| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, ho... more
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| 9. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been he... more
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| 10. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traf... more
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| 11. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were gr... more
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| 12. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have yo... more
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| 13. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started... more
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| 14. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse... more
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| 15. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in t... more
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| 16. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in th... more
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| 17. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunn... more
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| 18. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical proble... more
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| 19. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.A farmer driving by stops his... more
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| 20. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls t... more
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| 21. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared und... more
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| 22. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside hi... more
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| 23. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store an... more
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| 24. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farm... more
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| 25. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more
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| 26. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more
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| 27. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more
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| 28. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the f... more
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| 29. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer... more
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| 30. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that th... more
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