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| "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, "You certainly will, and youll pro... more
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| A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow mo... more
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| A mean horseman went into a saddlers shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair... more
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| A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didnt show up at the church.He got colt feet... more
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| As horses say to one another.Any friend of yours is a palomino!... more
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| Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... more
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| Did you hear about Mike Tysons horse?It got angry and bit at the champ!... more
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| Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!... more
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| Did you hear about the depressed horse?He told a tale of whoa!... more
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| Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!... more
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| 11. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?He always said "Neigh"... more
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| Did you hear about the Irishman who couldnt tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring th... more
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| Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?He fell in love with the Grand National winner!... more
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| Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?... more
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| Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?He didnt have enough money tabaccer!... more
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| Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?He still lacked common and horse!... more
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| Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!... more
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| Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!... more
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| Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!... more
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| Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek"Who wrote it?Major Bumsore... more
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| How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?He tried to stirrup some interest!... more
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| 22. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?They take a gallop poll!... more
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| 23. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How do you go about hiring a horse?Try two pairs of stilts!... more
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| 24. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!... more
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| 25. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How do you lead a horse to water?With lots of carrots.... more
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| How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!... more
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| How much money did the bronco have?Only a buck!... more
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| What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?Jockey and Jill!... more
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| What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!... more
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| What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie.... more
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