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| "Do you love me more than you love sleep?""I cant answer now. Its time for my nap!"... more
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| A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. Why dont you play with your friends? he asked.Because I only have one friend, th... more
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| A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for t... more
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| A girl walked over to her neighbors for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired sh... more
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| A guy goes to a girls house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the... more
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| A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for h... more
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| A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which... more
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| A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?""I paid through the nose!" h... more
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| A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants... more
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| A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she sa... more
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| A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles;... more
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| A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. Im sorry, sir, said a cashier, the loan arran... more
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| A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monk... more
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| A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and... more
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| A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very exc... more
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| A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned h... more
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| A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business fo... more
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| A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a... more
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| A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a h... more
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| A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, Im... more
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| A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of peopl... more
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| Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he vis... more
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| After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didnt think much of... more
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| After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, you... more
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| An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it... more
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| An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scot... more
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| At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flat... more
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| At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.How did your trunk get so neat? she ask... more
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| At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspec... more
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| Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more
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