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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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| What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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| What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.... more
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| What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow.... more
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| What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !... more
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| What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... more
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| 25. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... more
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... more
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| Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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