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| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said t... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has sto... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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| 11. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob... more
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| 12. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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| 13. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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| 14. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 15. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more
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| 16. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 17. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 18. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more
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| 19. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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| 20. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 21. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.... more
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| 22. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 23. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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| 24. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 25. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 26. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more
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| 27. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more
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| 28. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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| 29. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 30. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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