| 31. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| Have you seen www.stickytape.com?Yes, I cant tear myself away.... more
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| 32. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Have you seen www.tame.com?Yes, but Im not wild about it.... more
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| 33. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?No, Ill ketchup with it later.... more
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| 34. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Have you seen www.topsecret.com?If I have, Im not going to tell you.... more
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| 35. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?Yes, but I didnt find it striking.... more
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| 36. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Have you seen www.veryangry.com?No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!... more
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| 37. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Have you seen www.yawn.com?Yes, but Im a bit tired of it.... more
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| 38. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How are you getting on with the Internet?Surf far, so good.... more
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| 39. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How did the flea learn to use the internet?He had to start from scratch.... more
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| 40. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How do heavy metal bands surf the web?On the Din-ternet.... more
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| 41. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.... more
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| 42. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How do you find white shirts on the Internet?Use a starch engine.... more
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| 43. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How do you fix a broken website?With stick e-tape.... more
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| 44. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How do you make rude noises on the Internet?With a whoop e-cushion.... more
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| 45. | Category: Internet jokes |
| How does the vicar explore the Internet?With the church mouse.... more
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| 46. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I cant find a shark website....Thats cos youre dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......... more
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| 47. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I hear youve been tracing your ancestors on the internet...Yes - and its a mammoth task!... more
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| 48. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I hope youre not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesnt get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit... more
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| 49. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now Ive changed my mind.Lets hope your new one works better then... more
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| 50. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I see youve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dads really going to get the hump!... more
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| 51. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Dont you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer... more
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| 52. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I use the internet to tell me what the weathers like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I... more
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| 53. | Category: Internet jokes |
| If doors have a website shouldnt windows have one too?Wed better, or it will be curtains for us.... more
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| 54. | Category: Internet jokes |
| My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.What an intelligent animal!Not really, it took the cat three week... more
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| 55. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want? Blood?... more
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| 56. | Category: Internet jokes |
| PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more
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| 57. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the l... more
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| 58. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?... more
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| 59. | Category: Internet jokes |
| So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It... more
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| 60. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Teacher: Dont forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: Its not the questions... more
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