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| Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more
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| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 33. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 34. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more
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| 35. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 36. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 37. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 38. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like mini skirts. If youre not careful, theyll creep up your legs.... more
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| 39. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 40. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more
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| 41. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 42. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more
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| 43. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more
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| 44. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work.... more
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| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 46. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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| 47. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
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| 48. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like soap operas.Theyre fun to watch, but dont believe everything you hear.... more
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| 49. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 50. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men dont get lost; they discover alternative destinations.... more
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| 51. | Category: Men jokes |
| Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.... more
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| 52. | Category: Men jokes |
| One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "Whats the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know y... more
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| 53. | Category: Men jokes |
| One night a wife found her husband standing over their babys crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at... more
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| 54. | Category: Men jokes |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| 55. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more
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| 56. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?... more
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| 57. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 58. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| 59. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more
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| 60. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more
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