| 31. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more... more
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| 32. | Category: Women jokes |
| Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.... more
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| 33. | Category: Women jokes |
| Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman... more
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| 34. | Category: Women jokes |
| Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I dont know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with a... more
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| 35. | Category: Women jokes |
| What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet, telephone, telawoman.... more
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| 36. | Category: Women jokes |
| What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.... more
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| 37. | Category: Women jokes |
| What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?Cher !... more
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| 38. | Category: Women jokes |
| What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.... more
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| 39. | Category: Women jokes |
| Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that wont do what shes told.... more
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| 40. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| 41. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.... more
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| 42. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.... more
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| 43. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!... more
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| 44. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.... more
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| 45. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... more
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| 46. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few a... more
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| 47. | Category: Women jokes |
| Why havent Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesnt need cleaning yet!... more
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| 48. | Category: Women jokes |
| Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.... more
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| 49. | Category: Women jokes |
| Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and youre going to want to shoot it.... more
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