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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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