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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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