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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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